In other news, I walk around every day telling people that BOWLING STRIKES ME RIGHT.
So when I read the other day that some guy found 150 bowling balls under his back porch, THAT signaled to me that the world is finally turning around.
Fellow earthlings, we are out of our slump.
33-year-old David Olson was about to demolish the concrete slab of the porch of his Norton Shores, Michigan house when he noticed a bowling ball under a cinder block.
He dug a little further and found a dozen or so other bowling balls.
He kept digging and eventually found 158 of them, some dating back to the 1950s.
He thinks there might even be more.
Of course, this immediately raises the question:
How did all these Brunswick bowling balls get there?
The answer: IT DOESN’T MATTER.
This is better than Indiana Jones finding the lost ark.
This is a sign of good times ahead.
Strikes, splits, spares, beer frames; a better economy, a better life, a better world.
We’re back, baby!
What’s better than a chicken in every pot?
A bowling ball under every porch!!!
We’re gonna beat this climate change. I feel good!!!!!!!