Jon Gruden

Jon Gruden, do you understand what a mask is? 

Do you understand the purpose of the mask during the Covid pandemic? 

The Las Vegas Raiders coach already was fined $100,000 in Week 2 for not following the NFL’s safety protocols. 

Doesn’t matter. 

Gruden’s got a $100 million contract, so he figures, “What’s a 100K?” 

This is how he wore his mask in Week 4….. 

Yes, he wears the mask around his chin. 

That’s like wearing a bib around your waist. 

That’s like wearing a jock strap around your ankles. 

That’s like wearing a condom around your big toe. 

And, hey, forget Covid safety concerns –  

maybe Gruden would coach with the mask on. 

In his third year with the Raiders, Gruden is now 13-23. 

Hey, Coach look at me: 

I think better with the mask on. 

I broadcast better with the mask on. 

And I even look better with the mask on. 

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