Cardinals 86.5 UNDER
So now they’ve got a 1-2 punch of Nolan Arenado and Paul Goldschmidt.
Then they got NO punch with the rest f their lineup.
It’s a junkyard lineup. It’s out after out after out.
And their starting pitching rotation.
Adam Wainwright, who is 39 years old, and the cast of Les Miserables.
So they can’thit and they can’t pitch. UNDER.
Brewers 82.5 OVER
Same division.
Cardinals are overrated, Brewers are underrated.
Christian Yelich will be better than last year – that’s worth 4-5 wins right there.
I don’t know the rest of their lineup, I just think they can hit. It’s a hunch.
Their starting rotation?
It’s so-so. You want names? I don’t know names.
I just know they got a couple of young guns who can strike out folks.
Plus their bullpen is top shelf.
Plus I like the city of Milwaukee – underrated, nice people.
Orioles 64.5 OVER
I’m tired of everyone pissing all over the Orioles.
Trey Mancini is back.
They’ve got some young hitters who can hit.
John Means can pitch.
They’ve got some other guys who can kinda pitch.
They signed Matt Harvey – pray for him.
The Orioles will NOT lose 100 games.
If they lose 95, then you win an over bet. Go OVER.
If you bet enough, you can eat crabcakes every day for a month.
Dodgers 103 UNDER
Yes, the Dodgers might be the best team in history.
With a break here and there, they could go 159-3.
Hah!
Unbelievable pitching rotation, unbelievable lineup.
Last year, I’m told, they were on a 116-win pace in that shortened season.
Okay, that was a 116-in pace over 60 games. Pace don’t mean squat.
Heck, I was on a 116-win pace during my first marriage and still finished under. 500.
Under, under, under here, folks. Believe in me.